Salty Glue

Cum :)

Person 1: OMG, I gave head last night!
Person 2: What did it taste like?!
Person 1: Salty glue!
Person 2: Wow.

by Wet wipe! September 1, 2009

Salty Eyed

1. Having made a huge mistake resulting in regret.
2. Crying or used in reference to someone who is crying.

"Dude, I've got salt in my eyes right now. I can't believe I did that last night."

"Sorry, she can't come to the phone right now, her boyfriend broke up with her and she's all salty eyed."

by Vannahsa October 5, 2009

Salty Mufin

A sex act wherein one party will consume the ejaculate of the other after it has been spread over baked goods.

Last night I tried eating a salty mufin and found it surprisingly enjoyable.

by SAPangolin August 13, 2015

Salty Robson

A cum-soaked sock (often mutiple use) that has been forgotten and left to ferment

My left shoe feels funny . . . Fuck, I'm wearing a Salty Robson.

by turtle_pornography June 1, 2016

Captain Salty Tea-biscuits

"Captain Salty Tea-biscuits" is what you call a Shrimp Boat Captain that is a total perv and is so high on cocaine he doesn't realized he just had his way with and Gandolphed his own father.Yeah,in the butt.

Wow! I can't believe Ron went all "Captain Salty Tea-biscuits" on his dad.Did he really Gandolph him too?

by J to the V to the L August 29, 2012

qR_Salty

qR_Salty Also known short as “Laviia” is a past cult member of CYX aka “CAEDORYX”. She became a meme among every dude in telegram after distributing her so called videos. In November 2021, She left telegram and no one knows where she went.

Azrael: hey qr_salty please make me a fansign

qR_Salty: no little boy, fuck off

by TelegramMaster March 6, 2022

Low Sodium Salty

Synonymous with "low key salty", Low sodium salty describes the act of being angry/pissed/upset but to a lesser or more subtle degree.

"I ate the last cookie and Aaron was being low sodium salty about it..."
"Aisa was being low sodium salty about having to pay the bills"

by martelldesu June 13, 2016