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Snot Smashing

After his snot smashing session Tom used tampons to absorb the blood.
by that 1ne guy January 27, 2017
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Vaginal snot

Vaginal discharge with the consistency and color of snot
Nurse: “it almost looks like snot”
Doctor: “yes vaginal snot”
Blonde Newbie: tells supervisor that vaginal snot is the diagnosis
Everyone: “STOP!! Vaginal snot doesn’t exist!!”
by Turtle-C October 18, 2019
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snot honey

When you are really sick, like barfing, shitting, and dying sick, and you are so desperate for something, anything to relieve your misery, and your nose starts to run, and it tastes sweet-- that's snot honey.
Man, dude, I was dying last night with stomach flu or food poisoning. There was something evil in my guts, and right in the middle of it all, my nose was running, and damned if I wasn't tasting snot honey. I think the only reason I made it was 'cause that taste of snot honey made me realize I was actually still alive.
by D.B. Doghouse December 18, 2020
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Snot Knot

Kid 1- *sneezes
Kid 2- That was a huge Snot Knot
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Snot Fuck

When you blow a big snot rocket onto somone else. And all you can say is FUCK!

or the embarassing sneeze in public where snot blows on you and everywhere around you.
" guys can you excuse me i just blew a huge snot fuck"
"oh shit theres a snot fuck coming on"
by Belle Ariel Jasmine James February 14, 2012
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Snot protest

A protest where thousands of guys get together at a place they are protesting and all of them blow and spit snot everywhere and after the protest the owner has to clean up all the snot.
Lets have a snot protest.
by Judge dredd7 December 11, 2011
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Abandoned Snot

Traditionally, a discarded or soiled tissue.

Though used more in reference to a person who has got right up one's nose.
Abandoned Snot.

The no longer wanted content of the nose, or that which one would rather get rid of. Also used to describe a person you no longer wish to have contact with, or one who talks absolute cod swallop that is worth abandonment rather than listening to.

When his or her comments are of such a needless nature that they would rather better be discarded or disposed of.

"Christine's opinion on the matter was clearly worse than a blob of snot flicked on the pavement."
by Vivien Crease April 19, 2023
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