sneezerbate

the act of inducing sneezing to experience an endorphin high. Can be a religious conservative's alternative to masturbation.

I sneezerbate by tickling the inside of my nose with a q-tip. After about 10 times, my head feels light and endorphin-y. YEAH.

by psiidagama October 24, 2014

Sneeze on her dashboard

To cum on a girls forehead.

Jeff's girlfriend is such a ratchet that when they're fucking she totally wants him to sneeze on her dashboard.

by pratorian April 13, 2016

sneetie

snail + sweetie: sneetie

someone who can't keep up physically and/or mentally

EX:
Sally: What's Fetty Wap? A food?
Willis: Have you been living under a rock sneetie, because you can't keep up!!

by KixxKray July 15, 2016

sneezen't

The feeling when you're about to sneeze, but don't.

-Bro, why did you stoped talking so suddenly?
-I just had a sneezen't...

by Koda0903 November 30, 2018

sneezeshit

When you sneeze and then shit yourself.

Dude 1 "Ahhchue..." Dude 2 "Hey, brah you smell like you just sneezeshit yourself."

by Lefty Malone December 6, 2018

sneeze goblin

when an extremely quiet person sneezes louder than you knew possible

they were soft spoken before turning into the sneeze goblin

by pompu January 17, 2020

Sneecher

When someone is being annoying or acting like a retard. Usually has the last name Egan

Ur a fuckin degenerate sports better, u sneecher

by sisbdsksk January 30, 2020