Something so offside or something that catches you so off guard, that while in a casual moment of drinking your coffee it causes you to spit your coffee out to prevent choking.
Example;
While sitting in my office cubicle drinking my morning coffee, I overheard two female coworkers talking.
Worker 1: ”I met his parents last night for the first time.”
Worker 2: “Oh that’s a big step!”
Worker 1: “OMG you won’t believe this!. I was gassy but didn’t want to excuse myself. I couldn't hold it any longer and thought I could sneak out a silent little puff fart but I accidentally pushed out my butt plug.
Worker 2: Gasp!
Worker 1: I was wearing a nice dress and no panties, I shot it onto the floor in front of them... I could have died”
Coworker: I heard that and SMCO!
Example;
While sitting in my office cubicle drinking my morning coffee, I overheard two female coworkers talking.
Worker 1: ”I met his parents last night for the first time.”
Worker 2: “Oh that’s a big step!”
Worker 1: “OMG you won’t believe this!. I was gassy but didn’t want to excuse myself. I couldn't hold it any longer and thought I could sneak out a silent little puff fart but I accidentally pushed out my butt plug.
Worker 2: Gasp!
Worker 1: I was wearing a nice dress and no panties, I shot it onto the floor in front of them... I could have died”
Coworker: I heard that and SMCO!
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