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"Sifting"

The act of being a 'social butterfly' at a party. Only you float from Girl to Girl, hitting on all of them.
Look at Jim, Sifting about... What a Pillock.
by DJBenj August 5, 2010
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Paradigm Shift

1. A change to anything being described by a person who likes to use buzzwords.

2. Has no real meaning, but people like to pretend it does.
Now that I am the manager, we are going to experience a paradigm shift in the marketing department

In order to become successful, we need to have a paradigm shift in this department.
by Anonymous May 9, 2003
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C shift

Of 3 shifts used in fire department scheduling. It is by far better than the other 2 shifts with the best firefighters to do the job right the first time. If your house is on fire pray that C-shift is working if you would like your house to be saved. If your house ends up in the basement it's probably because A or B shift showed up. They are also ridiculously good looking and have killer mustaches that make all the old lady's wet. DILLY DILLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Thank god C-shift was working to save my house and my family, We owe those guys our lives!"
"Did you see that guys stache what a C shifter"
by pit of misery November 18, 2017
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Vampire Shift

somebody who sleeps with their boss to get the night shifts because they're so drugged out on coke and heroin that the sun hurts their eyes so they can't be out in daylight. It applies to people who are so coked out that they can only be out during the night.
girl: "I hope my boss isn't gay because I need to get a Vampire Shift!"
by VampireShift September 17, 2011
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shifty fifty

unmarked police car

shifty = one who is sneaky
fifty = the fucking 5-0
I was doing 70 in a 35 last week, and the shifty fifty got me on radar.

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by Ricky Roma January 2, 2004
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Slife

(abbreviation for Slob-life) normally used in this form to describe someone who is physically inactive, or lacking the mental capacity for work. the state of movitational scantness. generally used in context to, but not limited to, describe someone or something that is extremely lazy. essentially one who is a slife can apply the motto of "i'm not be worried about it" or "i'm ok with that" to any facet of life. can be used as a noun or verb or any other way you feel the need to use it.
ex 1)
Josh: dude, do you want to see if eric wants to come play ball with us?

Cole: I mean...you can ask but you know hes just gonna slife out of it.

ex 2)
keith: hey we are going to the beach do you want to come? I think the surfs good.

Kurt: no thanks. im kind of tired, I think i'll just slife around for a few hours till you guys get back

ex 3)
Paul: Do you think its safe to be as inactive as walter has been lately?

Jamal: I see what you're saying. I think his slifestyle is becomming a health issue, we should schedule a conclave with young walter as soon as possible.
by Josh Jacomet June 2, 2008
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sifted

Dude, I heard you hooked up with Sophie last night!" "Omg, I was so sifted-i dont remember anything!
by troatking March 1, 2011
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