slippy slimy surprise

when a man cums in a womans ear and cleans it out with a q-tip like its earwax

"hew wendy would you like a slippy slimy surprise." ill clean it off for you :)

by yes man ok yes go March 22, 2021

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Michael saliby

Most handsome guy on earth , he’s hot and all girls are inlove with him, he is very loyal to whoever and a real gentlemen so don’t screw your relation with him he’s the best you can ever find.

I personally define Michael Saliby as the best guy in the world

by ~*^^*~:) November 23, 2021

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The Slimy Guillotine

When a girl with her 4 front teeth are chipped diagonally, resembling the angle of a guillotine, is giving you head with ounces of lube being used and slices down cutting the tip of your penis.

"Bro, some cracked bitch gave me The Slimy Guillotine. Shit hurt."

by people_like April 28, 2022

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