shit with skin

A person who is so full of shit, that if you would prick a needle through the skin, it would literally start to flow liquid shit. It so fucked up, that anything this person touches turns into shit too. Pure fecal matter. Also take note, listening to these kinds of people is extremely dangerous to your health, half an hour can turn your own brain to shit and will follow by self destructive behavior, also a you may develop anger issues afterwards. When encountering such being you should proceed with caution.

"Ronald said, he hates most of all men who cheat."
"Isn't Ronald the guy who has cheated every girl he has been with?"
"That's right."
"Man, this guy is shit with skin"

by mr Lintz May 5, 2015

Skin Harmonica

The vagina. Derived from the male counterpart, skin flute. The back and forth motion of the head while performing oral sexual stimulation onto the vagina conjures images of the coolest blues jazz players going to town on their harmonicas.

Joe: Hey John, do you play any instruments?

John: Only the skin harmonica.

Joe: Never heard of that, what does it sound like?

John: Moaning.

by Ronductor August 14, 2008

Skinbird

Alternate spelling of Skinbyrd

A female who is/supports Skinheads.

That girl with the chelsea is such a skinbird.

by toee May 23, 2006

banana skin

method of contraception used in whitby

do you have any banana's??? no sorry just stick it in my ass

by fuckmother July 1, 2004

play the skin flute

when someone gives head

"did she play your skin flute?"

by alex July 16, 2004

sayin

sayin- what are you doing and/or what are you up to.

"yo b, what you sayin" "nothin much, bout to spark up a fat head"

by TroubEz October 1, 2005

Dick-Skin Condom

A decorative condom with images designed for comical effect. Can be flavored according to design.
Popular Images:
R2-D2
Wii Remote
Duff Beer Bottle
Duff Beer Can
Chipotle Burrito
Hot Dog (with bun)
Shotgun (for Pump-Action)
Baseball Bat
Banana
Carrot
A Larger Man's Penis

Beer_Baron and Explicit_D used their Dick-Skin condoms on Chad during the recording of 2 Chimps on a Davenport.

by The Interrupter February 1, 2010