Simba

Noun. Male, found in Switzerland, whose life is a mess.

Jan: Hi Simba! How are you doing? I have been really efficient, waking up at 8am to read about economics and then I went swimming for one hour. Since then I have spent the day trying to maximise the floor space in my big room. How about you?
Simba: I'm ok, I slept until 6pm and haven't really done anything. I feel tired and I can't find my room keys.
Jan: Your life is a mess.

by Maharison May 4, 2005

sibilance

something you will learn in school but you will never fucking use in real life!!!!

Sibilance is surely the most bullshit shit we shall be taught. Seriously wtf!!!!!

by imalittlewhore June 20, 2018

Simei

A name you give to someone, who has a big ass and is very loud. Also have great tits. Usually very good at having sex. Normally very kinky, but don't use them or fuck them over because they'll wip your ass.

Guy1: Wow her ass is dreamy! But omfg her laugh blew the roof off!
Guy2: Wow she speaks loud doesn't she? She must be a Simei!

by Nohappienesswithoutcqre April 13, 2016

Simba

Bust a nut on your girl scoop some up and smear it on her forehead and whisper Simba

"Scoops some cum off her stomach with my thumb and rubs it on her forehead.....looks in her eyes and whispers Simba"

by DrakoRamirez January 25, 2017

SIMCI

Stupid IMC Instructors (SEE St. Francis University)

what a SIMCI

by JP & MK March 8, 2003

simbolies

Testicles!

-Hey John, how them simbolies hanging?

-Pretty high, it's jujuberries outside!

by Jane Marie. December 24, 2008

Simi

Is A GUY that has more hair than most mixed race people.
Usually calm but can yab like anything
( See ioannis )

Tommy are you pacified now

'Ioannis how come you don't have hair like that Simi'
'LADI YOUR LIFFFEE. SIMI FINISHED YOU'

by SIMI.A August 17, 2018