simbian 

assuming darwins theory that we evolved from apes a simbian is people who exhibit "monkey see monkey do" type attitudes as in "symbiosis" of other humans, copying and displaying the same attitudes, ideas and mannerisms of someone or a group of people

bros, bro-hoes, wiggas, gangstas,emo and metal heads are all examples of humans exhibiting simbian behaviour.

simian

simbian by mmarockstarr June 3, 2009

simbiat 

Beautiful soul of a very determined male or female

Simbiat is a very beautiful person inside and out

simbiat by Simbiat March 16, 2017

Shrewd simian 

Synonymous for saying someone is one hell of a smart monkey.

Ex 1:
John: Well I’ll be a monkey's uncle! Steve Jobs has made Apple more valuable than Microsoft on the market!

Justin: There's no doubt he's a shrewd simian.

Ex 2:
I just saved a lot of money by switching to GEICO! Call me pretentious, but this car owner feels like one shrewd simian!

Shrewd simian by ShrewdSimian June 4, 2010

Simian Servant 

A monkey butler. Similar to the monkeys in the PG Tips adverts, but in a waistcoat, carrying a silver platter.

Martin Keown

Simian Servant by The Artful Codger May 18, 2004

simian silicus 

a more politically correct to refer to a "sand monkey" or an individual of middle eastern descent or terrorist.
It comes from the root words: Simian, Relating to, characteristic of, or resembling an ape or a monkey; and Silicus, a made up word that you can say is the latin definition of sand.

instead of calling someone a camel jockey call them simian silicus instead. It sounds more polite and they probably won't know that you're making fun of them.

simian silicus by JasonS November 21, 2005

Simbaing

After sex you use your thumb to wipe juices on your partners forehead

I walked in on you Simbaing him last night

Simbaing by Fayeet June 22, 2014

Simian 

A word used to describe a person with unusually apish characteristics/attributes (long forearms, calloused knuckles, awkward loitering around other people's conversations).

Also, used to describe a person who excels at hunter/gatherer endeavors (direct procurement of edible plants and animals form the wild, foraging and hunting).

Man that bitch stole the Simian's V-Card over the summer.

or

The Simian blew his hot steamy load over the crate of freshly imported Chiquita bananas.

Simian by King Kong Jr. November 8, 2007