schofferin

schofferin - skulling beers in the car too fast on a long trip and needed to stop every 10mins to piss

shaneo ur not schofferin them scotches down too fast again are you!? i aint stoppin this time cunt you can piss you pants

by wiserthewizard November 26, 2010

Schoifet

Schoifet (Show-fet) v.

To masturbate five times in one day to the same picture or video still.

I Schoifetted to a picture of my sister last night.

by Jimmy the Jewface October 23, 2011

Scholarly gentle-douche

A guy who appears to be a gentleman and a scholar, but is really a douchebag.

Girl 1: "So I was talking to this guy who seemed alright, but then just turned into a douchebag."
Boy 1: "Sounds like that guy was a scholarly gentle-douche."

by Sokolebowski November 7, 2011

schoeped

Taking a girl with you on a long car ride, and then denying a hand job from her when she comes onto you.

Also schoeping and schoep

When I took Ashley to the cities with me, I schoeped out because she has fucking ratchet hands.

by seebow April 22, 2014

schoffing

Schoffing is an infinitive verb usually associated with groups of men sitting together in a public area watching other people go about their daily business while their wives are shopping.

Abdul and Asad spent the entire afternoon schoffing, while drinking mint tea in front of the local cafe.

by Cruising through time April 14, 2017

scholartime

An amount of time to do something scholar such as your homework.

Samantha swing that homework. My scholartime is about be over.

by Scholartime October 10, 2017

Schoked

The act of being super shooked af that you choked thus schoked. From the word shock and choke.

She was schoked when she saw her crush.

(Insert your crush's name) is hot af, I was schoked to death.

by @_vanaid August 15, 2018