Sharding

Is a technique to distribute large amounts of identically structured data across a number of independent databases....
docs.microsoft.com/en-us/azure-sql/database/elastic-scale-introduction

The DBA that named this data distribution technique, sharding must have had either stomach issues or a drug problem!

by Cherryflavoredwakeup23 June 9, 2020

Sharting

When you feel a huge ass fart coming and let it out because you think it’s going to feel good, but then feel something sticky come out of your asshole along with it.

Dude1: Hey dude, I was sharting this morning.
Dude2: Hot damn! How’s the skid marks?

by shitweasel June 11, 2020

Sharding

The act of dropping shards of dope on accident

Quit sharding all over my couch I don’t want my dog to lick it up and get high

by Hazmatt10to2 November 30, 2020

Sharking

To go looking for sharks and pull there pants down

Me mollie and Jack are going sharking ;)

by Deano21 December 3, 2020

shlarbingus

Used when talking trash to someone on the internet.

"He's such a shlarbingus dude!"

by DunderDuck March 24, 2021

Sharing chapstick

When the girl rimming you and the girl blowing you switch positions they're sharing chapstick.

Oh dude, see Jill and Lisa over there, I hear they love sharing chapstick, we should invite them.

by NichtFreud May 6, 2021

sharfing

starting and fucking

I sharfing someone last night i don’t how i started so much

by kingdind June 1, 2021