A man walks in on his wife taking a dump & says"Hey baby, how About a brown shmellkin?" The wife says "Sure" & gives her husband a blow job while continuing to defecate.
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DamSmollet
A stupid blatant out and out orchestrated lie. The kind of lie you tell to the Chicago PD.
My brother told his wife a "Dam Smollet" to go hang out with his buddies.
A stupid blatant out and out orchestrated lie. The kind of lie you tell to the Chicago PD.
My brother told his wife a "Dam Smollet" to go hang out with his buddies.
by MrMJaye2U February 25, 2019
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Get the mia shollz mug.A dirty-shmallow is when you engage in anal sex and then wipe the fecies from your phallic on the other person's upper lip.
A dirty-shmallow: is the perfect ending to the night where he wipes the fecies or dirty-shmallow from his phallic on her upper lip.
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