Shumpuss

The act of shitting, pissing, ejaculating/squirting, queefing, farting, coughing, drooling, bleeding and releasing puss and reaching a higher state of being in doing so.

'Thomas had his shumpuss event last week, was beautiful"-kobe
"i cant wait till i get to shump"-charlie
"OMG IM SHUMPING GET THE CAMERA"-tom

by anonymous December 14, 2025

Ugfuglio Skumpy

Pov: your friend is talking to the ugliest man you’ve ever seen…

Girl, he’s an ugfuglio skumpy

by LolaUgfuglioSkumpy September 20, 2022

Ugfuglio Skumpy

The ugliest mother fucker you’ve ever seen in your life. Easily 10 steps below a grenade

Girl, he’s an Ugfuglio Skumpy

by LolaUgfuglioSkumpy September 20, 2022

2 Pump Shump

When a man unleashes two monster size loads into the same persons mouth, but is 2 separate ejaculation, in a short time frame.

Bro 1: I heard you took Sally home last night, bro. What did you do?

Bro 2: She gave me a 2 pump shump!

Bro 1: Dude.

by BillWiTheScienceFi2 November 7, 2018