shitpants

when your ass-ring can no longer contain the chunk stench pushing against your taint and feces drips into your drawers.

Rocco, from Kennedy Middle School, circa 92-93. Rocco, a.k.a. "shitpants", took a massive shit in his pants one fine unsmelly day...well...we know that day turned out plenty smelly...thanks shitpants!

by My name ain't Rocco June 1, 2009

shitcup

One who tends to post retarded things that have no relation.

that fucking shitcup made another fucking thread

by devicenull March 14, 2003

Shitpoke

Faggot, homosexual, butt pirate, queer, etc. a man who pokes another man's shit.

Great way to question someone's sexuality, with a little old west flair.

This is the correct definition for this term, the other one is a weak imitation.

I personally invented this word back in 2000

Jim McGreevy loves the hairy man ass. He's a real shitpoke.

by Jefferson Darcy October 8, 2004

Tighten Shit Up

If one is 'uncool', a cool person said, "let's do something cool" and said 'uncool person' agrees does do the cool thing he/she has "Tightened Shit Up"...
Also:
To apply liquid nitrogen to the anus prior to penetration through a gentle vapour gas expulsion with no more than twenty PSI thrust from machine of choice.
Also:
To apply polyethylene 1 1/8 clamps to each side of a vagina and penetrate with a 1 5/8 dildo, 10 inches in length... (Not healthy or recommended)

1: Footy G asked Ryan if he wanted to hit a cashier, drink some Tequila and beat up a midget. Ryan agreed; and he "tightened shit up".

2. I "tightened that shit up" on that chicks backdoor. Now the chemical sign for Nitrogen is still Ni, however now it means "Not Inside!!!"

3. My clamps barely held her meat curtains so I had to "tighten shit up" with booster cables.

by r2says February 22, 2014

shovelling shit up hill without a barrow

Having anal sex, marmite mining, bum stabbing, chutney ferreting, bum bashing, poo pipe poking

The dirty bastard tried to shag me up the arse. It's not normal, it's like shovelling shit up hill without a barrow. It's just not right!

by Olivia123 November 11, 2007

Shitpipe

the pipe (oil burner) used to smoke shit (methamphetamine,crystal,speed,ice) out of.

guy #1 : yo do u party?
guy #2 : yeah
guy #1 : do u have any?
guy #2 : yeah but i dont have a shitpipe.
guy #! : no prob! i got one!!!

by jackson, j May 15, 2006

Shitpissfuckcuntcocksuckermotherfucker

The word used to describe that Blink 182 song on the Mark Tom and Travis Show.

"Oh shit man, whats that cool song on the Blink 182 album?"
"What the Shitpissfuckcuntcocksuckermotherfucker one?"
"Yeah dude, my Dad kicked my arse for listening to that.."

by Will Johnsen March 16, 2008