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shitting balls

spencer: pull over the cops are behind us!
steve: awww man. im shitting balls right now.
by spencer urbanowicz March 21, 2008
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pigeon-shitting

When somebody fucks someone else in the ass and cums inside their asshole. Then, the one who took it in the ass squeezes the cum out of their ass. This makes it appear as though their shit is white, which is the color of a pigeon's shit.
Yo, I just buttfucked some girl and then I saw her pigeon-shitting on my blanket. She's fucking gross.

You know how I know you're gay? Because you've been caught pigeon-shitting in a guy's mouth.
by Chunky MoFo July 1, 2008
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Back seat shifting

Back seat shifting, to get or give a hand job in the back seat of a car.
See: Paris Hilton shifting in the back seat of a '68 Camaro.
... for fucks sake, Back seat shifting.
by Louis_Cali July 31, 2007
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The 7 levels of shitting

Used to describe to a friend how bad the shit you are currently having is

1. I think I may be constipated

2. I need to take my pants off for this shit

3. I may not come out for a while

4. I'm pissing and shitting everywhere

5. I'm either on my period or I'm just downright bleeding, but there is blood and shit everywhere

6. I'm gonna need help cleaning if I ever come out

7. Tell my mommy I love her.
Person A: "Bro, you okay in there?"

Person B: "No, I need help."

Person A: "on The 7 levels of shitting scale, which one?"

Person B: "Number 7..."

Person A: "Oh no dude..."
by FlyingBucket August 1, 2017
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are you shitting my dick

another way of saying; "are you kidding me?"
"are you shitting my dick?"
"Are you shitting my dick man? I just got that car and you scratched it!"
by ITSALLYLMFAO March 21, 2022
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War Shitting

Using a shitter and a Laptop, PDA or Bathroom computer while using a wireless network for internet access.

The use of an Apple Powerbook is best as they get much warmer than other laptops which keeps you knees warm.

other names - Warshit, Warshitting, Warpoop, Warpooping
I'm war shitting while using my Powerbook G4
by Knott John April 2, 2005
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Rip shitting

Adjective. Describing ones physical state of inebriation.
Rob was so rip shitting stoned, he got out his dick and showed it to the dishwasher. (Wife)
by John VanDyke August 6, 2006
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