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Puddle sleeper

Noun - Someone who sweats enough to make a puddle when they sleep
The fat kid was bullied cause his mom thought he peed the bed but in reality he was a puddle sleeper
by Puddlemaster3.14 December 30, 2018
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Pussy Sweeper

The pussy sweeper is a phenomenon. It will rock a woman's world like she has never experienced before. The pussy sweeper is moustache with super powers. Very few men are blessed with the heaven sent pussy sweeper. If you find a man with a pussy sweeper you better keep him.

While executing cunnilingus on a female the male's pussy sweeper amplifies the event. The pussy sweeper is both perfect in length as is in texture. Oral sex will enter a new dimension. The woman will pant so hard she will feel light headed. Her whole body will be covered in goose bumps. She will get mildly sweaty but in a hot way not gross. In her head she will be begging for more and more but can't speak because her body will be trembling with delight. The woman's orgasm will be a combination of psychedelic, glorious, super cool, magical, neato, and more. The pussy sweeper can not be described properly in words. Following the big O the pussy sweeper morphs into a pussy mop and soaks up all the cum and saliva leaving the woman's poontang happy and clean.

The white pussy sweeper is hands down the ultimate supreme champion.
Sheila: You know Randy from work?
Brenda: Randy who used to date my cousin Erica?
Sheila: No!! pussy sweeper randy! He rocked my world. He licked hoo hoo with absolute perfection. Santa delivered my Christmas present early. My cooter was shaking with delight. My toes curled and I saw stars. Call pussy sweeper randy. He will smooch your cooch and leave you wanting more
by Anthony is not a bot... March 28, 2020
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Willie, the Afro Sheener, needed extra shine & hold for his "Do".
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Bill saw Sharron passed out for being too drunk so he gave her the Bill Cosby Sleeper
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detroit street sweeper

A shotgun - generally, a short-barreled shotgun loaded with powerful OO-buckshot shells.
"We were just walking down the street when a bunch of gangsters making threats suddenly started to charge at us! Then my bro' pulled out a 'Detroit Street Sweeper'' hanging from a shoulder sling under his trench coat and he cleared the street with a couple of squeezes of the trigger!"
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