Shower, Shave, Munne

Taking a shower, shaving, and then munneing. Chilling out and relaxing.
Tom: "Dude I just shower, shave, munned."
Me: "Same here man I feel so much better."
by EXTRA ginge February 23, 2009
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Groin Shave Reveal

a.k.a. GSR

noun.

This is when more often a male shaves his trail, bush, etc, and wears his pants, trunks slung so low that it's clear that he no longer has hair where he ordinarily would.

The GSR is most often spotted at the beach on young, body conscious males or in night clubs on males that you know come with a side of chlamydia.
Check out that dude with the Groin Shave Reveal. He has total razor burn.
by s.e.p.h. August 23, 2010
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shaved monkey sex

a sexual practice involving shaving all body hair below neck, lubing up the whole body, and screwing on a waterbed without sheets.
we were having shaved monkey sex last night when he bed sprung a leak.
by minghi May 18, 2003
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Shit - Shower - Shave

The three S's of hygiene.

See also, SSS.
Chris, bro, you look like a homeless man. Did you even Shit - Shower - Shave?
by Mister Obious March 08, 2013
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shit shower and shave

1. a routine that all men should follow if not already doing.

2. something most of Europe hasn't done.
Dad: "always remember to shit shower and shave."

Sonny: "ok papa."
by Kevin July 27, 2004
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Shaving a painted Jesus

An action that is pointless
A: Why are you studying? You know you are going to fail that test.
B: But I have to make an A.
A: You're just shaving a painted Jesus, man.
by Nicole11 January 08, 2009
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shaved my balls for this

Phrase used to describe a disappointing situation. Like you got all excited for it and it wasn't all that great.
You: This party sucks!
Me: Yeah, I don't know why I shaved my balls for this!
by Some wiseman January 02, 2015
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