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I have serious hemorrhoids!

A pickup line made from the gods.

You can put it on a mug and every woman that sees it immediately falls in love with you.
Guy: I have serious hemorrhoids!
Girl: Ew!
Guy: :(
GIrl: Im just kidding its so hot
by SpaghettiLover609 December 16, 2022
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“And you know I’m serious because I said The World and not ZAWARUDO” is a phrase commonly used by Lord Nuxanor after making a serious statement with the words “The World” in the statement as apposed to the usual use of the world which is correctly pronounced as ZAWARUDO while flexing epically on all the normies because you gotta stay cool fam.
“We must end poverty across The World, And you know I’m serious because I said The World and not ZAWARUDO”
by CoochieFister666 December 2, 2019
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Senior Paper

A tool of which International High School teachers use to cause their students to experience temporary insanity
That Senior Paper got me a one way ticket to the Asylum
by Patient 24601 October 18, 2008
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senior man

Senior man(snr man) is a Ghanaian slang, used on highly respected people or someone who is very good at something or doing something, which could be anything.
Oi David, this Senior man will give you a good run for your money.
by Man_like_Cecil _TWGT December 6, 2017
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Serious Abs

When you have a six-pack and it's obvious that it isn't just some ordinary well worked out six-pack. These packs means it seriously.

Some times people claim that serious abs might get so serious that the whole back muscle area becomes totally out of influence because of the extreme abdominal power.

When your abs reach that certain point where they become serious they might develop their own requirements, such as; a special diet, to be flexed frequently and shown off in front of people or even become unsatisfied when someone touches them.

Serious abs are pussy-magnets, but in a much more serious way. Don't mess with them unless you got 'em!
- Oh... My... God... Did you just see those abs. That's probably the hottest man alive!!!

- Yeah, that's some serious abs.
by SwaggerBomb April 30, 2010
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seriousing

asking a question, slang word for emotion thats serious
jason: "she broke up with me and she wasn't even kidding, she was seriousing"
alex: "dude are you seriousing me? you guys went out for 3 years!"
by aakasd420 October 21, 2010
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Senior Season

The Spring Semester of college in which you try to only hook up with seniors; they will be graduating and leaving soon, so they won't bother you with calls, texts, or feelings.
Girl 1: I kind of want to hook up with him, but I think he might like me or something...
Girl 2: It's senior season; hit it because he'll go away soon!
by suckittrebek12 November 10, 2011
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