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The secret shelf

When you are fucking a chick doggystyle, and the you slip an ecstacy pill in her poo hole. Then all you have to do is wait 20 mins and you are in for some freaky shit!
Steve: Hey, did that girl you hooked up with last night night at the Gaff push back pretty hard?
Al: Nah, but then I used the secret shelf and she blew my world!
by Sam Deighton March 14, 2009
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Verbal Secretion

When a person, while ranting or talking too much, accidentally releases a secret, or factoid others were not suppose to know.
Jacob: "It was fun until your little Verbal Secretion!"

Anthony: I know, "I verbally secreted everywhere."
by Loveporn Cockonopolis November 12, 2011
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secret soda

When you ask for a cup at a fast food restaurant so you can get water at the soda fountain, but later get soda instead. For paranoid types, this usually works best with clear sodas, like Mountain Dew or Ginger Ale.
Dude, why is your water bubbling?

That's not water, man....it's secret soda!
by Carbonation Jane July 1, 2012
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Secret England

The act of turning off a cars headlights and driving in the left lane at night.
Hey man, I passed someone else playing secret England. Shit was cool
by Uaht039 September 16, 2021
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Secret shopper

Another name for a mystery shopper.

Basically people who are sent to shops, restaurants or other places, to act as regular customers and give a report of their experience at the end of the day. Their work is very confidential since “their cover is not supposed to be blown” in any way while on a job, as this would defeat the purpose.

Their services are usually needed by companies and business who are looking to evaluate their customer service performance mostly.
I’m really excited about my new secret shopper job!

Being a secret shopper is like being an undercover FBI agent.
by Jozéy January 1, 2021
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secret starfish

My secret starfish is on fire after eating all that Taco Hell.
by Secretstarfish February 16, 2017
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Secret Desert

Yo, you got any secret deserts?

Yeah, Deca-Dence.

Sick.
by Dick Chumeny July 18, 2020
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