When two men are driving in a vehicle and the passenger reaches over and massages the drivers nether regions until a climax that results in a frothy mixture of cum and sweat that remains forever imbedded within the material of the seat.
by TheWhabbitThumper February 18, 2020
Get the Seat Pickledmug. "I just left some seat chilli in the bathroom!"
"Dude... someone left seat chilli in the bathroom stall!"
"Who left seat chilli on the couch!?"
"Dude... someone left seat chilli in the bathroom stall!"
"Who left seat chilli on the couch!?"
by handledisbish May 31, 2019
Get the seat chillimug. by Grand Duke Ferdinand December 20, 2021
Get the Seat of epiphaniesmug. Da lap or stomach of the "underneath" partner in a couple during intercourse, where the "upper" person is "sitting" or "riding" on the lower one.
To avoid injury or distress to someone who's acting as a "love-seat", the "sitting" person should consider (1) how sturdy his "seat" partner is, and (2) how big/bulky/heavy HE HIMSELF is, and therefore whether he might be excessively squashing his romantic partner.
by QuacksO May 25, 2021
Get the love-seatmug. by cakesuxdix October 22, 2009
Get the cunt seatmug. Refers to a static-electricity-prone outhouse-throne, whereby if you move around too much on the seat in an effort to squeeze out all the poop, the friction of your clothing rubbing on the wood/plastic/porcelain may cause a spark that detonates the accumulated methane in the pit underneath you and explosively goes off like a cannon, forcibly ejecting you out through the roof of the outhouse, That's why some outhouses are built so tall, to give you somewhat of a "buffer zone" overhead so that hopefully the force of the blast will be sufficiently dissipated before it propels you very high.
City slicker, looking disgustedly at the super-primitive outhouse at his country-cousin's out-in-the-sticks property: Hey, what's with the mattress duct-taped to the ceiling and the clamshell-hinged roof -panels???
Country cousin: Oh, that's just in case the ejection seat goes off unexpectedly... this wire and wrist-strap is to hopefully dissipate static electricity build-up sufficiently, though... you put it on when you're poopin', and take it ff again when you're done.
Country cousin: Oh, that's just in case the ejection seat goes off unexpectedly... this wire and wrist-strap is to hopefully dissipate static electricity build-up sufficiently, though... you put it on when you're poopin', and take it ff again when you're done.
by QuacksO December 26, 2016
Get the ejection seatmug. The seat that two men leave empty between them in a movie theater so they don't have to sit awkwardly next to one another.
by Bondsmith April 22, 2021
Get the Bro seatmug.