scottish waffle

Simmler to the blue waffle but with more haggis.

Your could smell here Scottish waffle from 10 feet away.

by Trashmastet2k January 28, 2018

scottish andrew

Scottish Andrew is a lad you may know . He usually uses the term “ wafflestomper “ and likes his iron bru . He likes all his male friends but gets intimidated by lasses. Don’t start on an Andrew

“ oh that’s scottish Andrew “

“that’s scottish Andrew “

by Thatgirlal March 15, 2018

Scottish dip

When a man (consensually) punches a person in the face to make it blue, then ejaculates ropes diagonally across their face in a Braveheart fashion, then immediately "dips".

I felt true FREEDOOOMMMMMM, when he Scottish Dipped me.

by Bartdart July 24, 2024

Scottish Eye Socket

While wearing a kilt, drinking scotch whisky, and applying bare butt cheeks on someone’s drunken passed out face.

Oh Hey! did you see Jeff give Joe a Scottish Eye Socket in his camper?!

by Morehoes May 29, 2018

Scottish Accent

Universally accepted as the funniest accent EVER

(in a Scottish accent) YER STICKS NOT EVEN TOUCHING THE GROUND, MAN

by Moronoki.com August 15, 2025

Scottish masturbating

A combination of having an orgasm, taking a shit and puking at the same time.

''Dude, after masturbating on a Scottish way it takes a huge amount of time to clean it up.''
- ''Yeah man, that's the disadvantage of Scottish masturbating!''

by idgafosoae April 12, 2017

scottish inn & suites lubbock tx

a fradulent place kills lgbt and other people they dont like 1000 N Avenue Q Lubbock Texas 79403

scottish inn & suites lubbock tx likes to keep people trapped in payment when its not even thier place of business

by GAYSEXGODDEVILLBK806 January 27, 2024