when you're hanging out with your parents and your balls are hanging out your shorts and by the time you realize they're out you don't know if they've seen them or not so you can't say anything because you dont know
"I went Schrodinger's Balls mode last night while watching a movie with my parents, I swear to god they saw! "-Caelen
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"Did you hear Mx. Odditie and Slushi hooked up at the party?
"Yeah I heard they were Schrodinger's Boxing last night!"
"Yeah I heard they were Schrodinger's Boxing last night!"
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When you are attacking and you are scared the opponent will slime you out with a counter attack, so you finish shorter and more direct.
When you are defending and you want to counter attack, but you are scared the opponent will slime you out with a straight attack, so you run away while parrying every time they attack.
The result is a slow ass bout and this counterattack situation never arising, even though it is more advantageous for one of the fencers.
When you are attacking and you are scared the opponent will slime you out with a counter attack, so you finish shorter and more direct.
When you are defending and you want to counter attack, but you are scared the opponent will slime you out with a straight attack, so you run away while parrying every time they attack.
The result is a slow ass bout and this counterattack situation never arising, even though it is more advantageous for one of the fencers.
Verd: Wow your counterattacks are so good
Jackson: What do you mean? You hit me every time I counterattack.
Verd: No you get the point because I go to the wrong line
Jackson: I'm pretty sure you just hit me
Verd: It's Schrodinger's counterattack :O
Jackson: What do you mean? You hit me every time I counterattack.
Verd: No you get the point because I go to the wrong line
Jackson: I'm pretty sure you just hit me
Verd: It's Schrodinger's counterattack :O
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I must be one of those Schrodinger landlords because I lost money but I'm still hated for providing short term housing to people who don't want the commitment of buying a home.
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