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Where 3 of the bros stand in a triangle and hold eachothers schlongs in their palms, gripping firmly and begin to rub foreskins while *shlanking* eachother off (crazy style)
John: "hey charlie, hey kirk, still up for schlinking it (triangle style) later?
Kirk: "triangle style?"
Charlie: "triangle style."
by TheMathsDebater6969 January 23, 2026
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turkish shlank

gobbling while getting slapped in the ass with a wiener.
Last night he turkish shlanked me so hard.”
by theturkishshlanker June 24, 2020
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Lankey shlankey

Lankey shlankey is a more family friendly term to describe a massive fucking penis, it can be used while there is a small kid around who won't know what it means
person 1 - that's a lankey shlankey ya got there
persons 2 - why thank you
Kid - What?
by Koffash and YouTube October 29, 2020
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Wonky schlonky

Wonky schlonky is a act of kindness after being put in a complicated situation
This guy fucked my ass without my permission so i gave him a Wonky schlonky
by AnalThief May 8, 2021
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stressfree_schlenkians

Neengale ungala pathi perumaya type pani story laam podreengale da... Yaarra neenga laam! 😂
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by Admin_stress November 23, 2021
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