by jim bo October 19, 2012
Get the Schilb mug.Schizofartia Stage 1- When one thinks they have to make a bowel movement but the end result ends with a plethora of farts.
Schizofartia Stage 2- When one thinks they have to fart but the end result ends with a need to make a bowel movement.
Schizofartia Stage 3 - When one has been through both stage 1 and 2 of Schizofartia they will find themselves waking up in their own fecal matter.
Schizofartia Stage 2- When one thinks they have to fart but the end result ends with a need to make a bowel movement.
Schizofartia Stage 3 - When one has been through both stage 1 and 2 of Schizofartia they will find themselves waking up in their own fecal matter.
Schizofartia Stage 1- When one thinks they have to make a bowel movement but the end result ends with a plethora of farts.
Schizofartia Stage 2- When one thinks they have to fart but the end result ends with a need to make a bowel movement.
Schizofartia Stage 3 - When one has been through both stage 1 and 2 of Schizofartia they will find themselves waking up in their own fecal matter.
Schizofartia Stage 2- When one thinks they have to fart but the end result ends with a need to make a bowel movement.
Schizofartia Stage 3 - When one has been through both stage 1 and 2 of Schizofartia they will find themselves waking up in their own fecal matter.
by Mr.Utley November 3, 2012
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schizophrenia: a psychiatric diagnosis denoting a persistent, often chronic, mental illness variously affecting behavior, thinking, and emotion.
argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.
schizopharghenia: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about schizophrenia.
argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.
schizopharghenia: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about schizophrenia.
by Pseudonymthewild@gmail.com February 19, 2013
Get the schizopharghenia mug.'It was so embarrassing, I schilted all over him'
by Amsash November 19, 2013
Get the Schilt mug.Someone who will request you as a friend or accept you as a friend particularly on Facebook (can include other social networks) but will ignore any messages from you. Also know as a bi-polar networker.
by MiNd:CrImE August 6, 2014
Get the schizophacebookism mug.A marijuana cigarette (a.k.a a joint) with the name referencing the widely accepted research that marijuana is a direct cause for schizoid disorders such as schizophrenia.
Dude, get rid of that schizo stick, do you want to be bat shit crazy?
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Man, you look like a loser, get rid of that schizo stick before I call the mental institute in advance.
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Man, you look like a loser, get rid of that schizo stick before I call the mental institute in advance.
by LOLCAT69 January 10, 2015
Get the Schizo Stick mug.To blame worries on an illusive omnipotent hypothetical character. Traditionally schizobabelers learn to crazy talk from a fictitious final fantasy book about ways to helps others with their VIP pass at the pearly gates, by means of inadherence to various pleasurable activities that are sinful.
John was paranoid about doomsday in 2012 because of what a schizobabler told him. John continues to blame his worries on an omnipotent guy in the sky, while he looks down and asks questions in faith with his palms pressed together at his chest. If John never learned schizobabel. he would address personal problems more like a business would with constructive criticism.
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