Schlumford

A specific tone that comes out while farting in the process of taking a large dump. The tone starts at a low pitch while air is pushed out the gas pocket of a fart and then towards the end reaches a high crescendo at the finish

Did you hear Bobby and that beautiful schlumford there at the end of that porcelain throne sesh??

by VernacularVixen February 2, 2024

Schmumf

A clod and shriveled up little penis. The opposite of a boner.
Can be used as a negative term to call someone who is being lame.

“I had a major schmumf coming out of the shower”
“That guy is such a schmumf”

by the doodliture February 5, 2024

Schlump

When you tie two penises together in a knot, and you are merely a spectator.

I schlumped Walter and Harbert

by yourpep242 April 25, 2024

Schlump

When you and two other people get together and you tie the two other penises together in a knot.

Jackline schlumped Welter and Harbie.

by yourpep242 April 25, 2024

Schwump

The act of maneuvering a motor vehicle in such a manner that could be considered “cutting someone off” if it was not so well executed. Often accompanied by the operator of the motor vehicle executing the maneuver exclaiming, “Schwump!”

Hold on, I’m going to Schwump right on in front here to make our turn… Schwump!

Bro tried to Schwump and totally failed.

by GoatCantEven February 18, 2024

Schlump

Schlump (SH-lǔmp)
Past tense - Schlumped
Present tense - Schlumping

“To schlump.”

Sticking your male genitalia into either a fruit or vegetable. This action is usually done at the grocery store in conjunction with edging. Schlumping is commonly done at lunch time or whilst eating a healthy snack.

*Example 1*
Guy 1 - “Hey man can you help me out right now?”
Guy 2 - “nah I’m too busy Schlumping right now maybe later.”

*Example 2*
Guy 1 - “Hey man I thought you were at the party, where are you?”
Guy 2 - “I’m Schlumping my shit crazy style in the produce aisle!”

*Example 3*
Guy 1 - “Hey, have you seen our Halloween pumpkins?”
Guy 2 - “Aww sorry man, I’ve Schlumped em’ all”

by Mister_Craigy March 20, 2024

Shbump

When you take a liquor shot and a bump right after

Hey bro, I keep slicing it into the woods. I think I need a shbump, that will fix it.

by Jonnie Dong March 28, 2024