The future in Samurai Jesus technology with dradle seeking crosses and teh nail gun from Quake (from his hands)-When he was created his prime objective was to eliminate Samurai Moses and dominate own all games of bloody knuckles...
by Ace April 20, 2004
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What you refer to as, the pulling off of the condom after having intercourse while making the "czshingggg" noise, forcing the woman to commit seppuku.
I asked Janet if she was on the pill. When she said "no," I was forced to pull out my samurai sword.
by Joefus' Roommate October 24, 2008
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"Man I'll fucking cut tour throat open and feed your flesh to your mom you fucking dead man walking. Make sure the cops catch you before I do!"
"Woah we have a keyboard samurai over here. Come get me faggot!"
"Woah we have a keyboard samurai over here. Come get me faggot!"
by The Holy Wanker March 10, 2014
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by youcrazy107 November 9, 2011
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by Kouta Tsuchiya April 20, 2016
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