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Does Obama smoke Newports?

A rhetorical question posed as a retort to an obvious question.
Is Angelina Joile good looking? 'Does Obama smoke Newports?'
by Captain Clever June 5, 2010
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Smoke a Bowl

the act of smoking a bud of marijuana in either a bong or a pipe.
1) hey, i wanna get high. lets smoke a bowl!
2) load the bong, man, ive been wanting to smoke a bowl of pot all day.
by RLpoloplaya67 September 6, 2005
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We'll have to smoke the dress

Phrase said in Mad Men when something such as marijuana or alcohol is spilled on any surface.
"It's all over the rug" "we'll have to smoke the dress" (Mad Men s4: e3)
by Miicheladaa_ April 4, 2017
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Smoke Break

Addicted cigarette smokers need regular smoke breaks each day to quell nic fits. See also: nicotene break.
Jack: Hey, John - wanna go for a smoke break...?

John: Sure.

Irritated co-worker: I think I should take up smoking. That way, I'd get a ten minute break from work every f*cking hour...!
by Time4SumAksion April 9, 2006
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Jeff Smoker

Asshole Guy: I got a jeff smoker from this stupid chick in the closet a few days ago, it was great!
by Barndon A November 7, 2005
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Smoker's Creed

The unwritten social understanding between smokers that when one smoker is without cigarette, another smoker shall provide one free cigarette with no questions asked and no guilt trip enforced on the individual who is without cigarette.
South African guy at a phone booth in Picadilly Circus to random gentleman walking down the street: "Can I bum a fag?".

Guy walking down the street: "No, man."

Guy at a phone booth: "Ay... ay, man! Smoker's Creed!! (What about) Smoker's Creed?!".
by Filet Mignate May 20, 2007
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Smoke Eater

is a name used to describe Firefighters before Scott Air Packs were used for air while fighting fires. Smoke Eaters had no clean air source and would enter a fire to search for people which would end up with the Firemen (Firefighters) inhaling the smoke from the fire. The seasoned Firemen (Firefighters) would make this task look easy thus earning the title Smoke Eater.
The fireman started his career as a Smoke Eater and retired as a firefighter.
by MeMa106 May 6, 2010
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