Ruben

People named Ruben are Proven to stop growing at about 4 feet and 11 inches and usually like to play basketball

Damn that kid Ruben is shrinking

(Person 2)Yeah I know he stoped growing at 11 years old
That sucks

by UrbanDictionaryScientists April 12, 2020

Alex Ruben Sandwich

Liar. Hoe. Unauthentic. Selfish. Narcissist. A little boy (blt) in a mans body (sub). Easily manipulated by friends and family. Uses women for pleasure (sometimes men too). Cares too much about what others think and lives life based on other peoples opinions/judgments.

Ah! Run away! The Alex Ruben Sandwhich has arrived to the club!

I had an Alex Ruben Sandwich yesterday and woke up with diarrhea.

by serentimmy85 November 24, 2021

Ruben

Another name of the anime called "Kimi no Nawa or Your Name"

Person1: Do you like Ruben?

Person2: Yeah!

Person1: Ruben just fuck Mitsuha like nothing happens

by Hmm..... April 19, 2020

Ruben broadbent

A stupid person who lacks brain cells and acts like an irrational cunt

Dave can’t even do simple maths, he’s such a Ruben broadbent

by lytnbrkr November 18, 2022

Ruben

A big fat loser. Usually a Ruben will smell like trash, their usually broke and think there tuff, if you encounter a Ruben it’s best you avoid them because if not they will bother you until they get punched

Eww a fatass ruben

by Wonderofyou November 19, 2023

Ruben Lemos

A German Called "Hurensohn" wich means "Man of Honor", Very Kind and Small "Nuttensohn" wich means "Respectable Person."

Ruben Lemos is a Hurensohn because he is kind and respectful

by Birb = Gae October 26, 2022

ruben

A nigga who is racist but blacked, he loves eating chicken and watermelon with some grape kool aid.

Person 1: Ruben stop trying to own me, im not black
Person 2: True, Go pick your own cotton
Ruben: Stfu nigger, go kys melon muncher

by Melon Muncher/CP Lover January 1, 2023