Girl: Hey babe my parents are gone, you want to come over?
Guy: Hell Yeah! I hope you're ready. I've got a meat rocket ready for take off and its heading straight for Uranus
Guy: Hell Yeah! I hope you're ready. I've got a meat rocket ready for take off and its heading straight for Uranus
by MeatArrow October 08, 2015
by Chris Phinney October 19, 2007
To straddle a topless females chest, while she proceeds to Jack Off the male, resulting in necessary clean-up of her stomache, using napkins or towels. Usually the result of poor planning.
Girl: Yeah, he Davey Rocketed me at the cabin last night.
Guy#1: Haha, no way, how'd he clean it up?
Guy#2: Was it the paper towels or napkins?
Girl: Towel.
Guy#1: Haha, no way, how'd he clean it up?
Guy#2: Was it the paper towels or napkins?
Girl: Towel.
by Old James August 28, 2007
Often, when hauling cargo over long distances and in order to maintain a tight schedule, a truck driver may not have adequate time to make pit stops along the way. This predicament is solved by pissing into a water bottle (piss rocket) and firing said piss rocket out the window.
by Teebs Malone May 09, 2008
Someone with over extrodinary "douchy" or dumb traits...or for someone that said a dumb remark...almost always used as an insult.
by Sterhelio July 28, 2004
by Stuart Dobbing October 16, 2004