Antiques Roadblow

A classy, rare, one of a kind blowjob much like an item that would be found on Antiques Roadshow. It is the 15th century Ming Dynasty vase of blowjobs in its one of a kind nature and value. Also, a blowjob from an elderly woman.

I was at the governor's ball and after a meal of foie gras and steak, an incredibly attractive female assistant pulled me to the side and took me to the governor's private bathroom, where i sat on fine porcelain and she gave me an Antiques Roadblow. There was marble and mahogany everywhere, it was real classy.

Also,

Rick: I was at the library of congress last week
Sal: Yeah, how the fuck was that?
Rick: Pretty fuckin' good, the hot librarian took me to the Antiques Roadblow, she said she wanted to polish my musket
Sal: Revolutionary war-themed. That's sounds like a pretty fuckin' classy Antiques Roadblow

by Ichiro Tomlinson May 5, 2010

reverse road head

youre sitting in the passenger seat getting roadhead from the driver. you steer for her while she sucks your dick

My girlfriend drove me to school and gave me reverse road head on the way. i had to buddy drive for her :)

by Cumsnap October 4, 2010

Ball Sack Road Rash

when you fall out of a car, bike, etc., and scrape your balls on the floor

Man we were going 80 and i fell out of the car. Got some major ball sack road rash you gotta see.

by MisterChris May 19, 2010

Minnesota Roadblock

For any cars travelling on the interstate in the fast lane that go the same speed as the car in the slow lane. This essentially blocks all cars from passing them.

Last night I was travelling home from work on I-94 when I got stuck behind a Minnesota roadblock.

by Mister Bule June 4, 2009

scum sucking road whore

A term used by Janice Ian when describing Regina George. A foul name for a person who ruined your life.

"Regina George is not sweet, she's a scum sucking road whore, she ruined my life!!!!!"

by Janice Ian August 5, 2006

down the road

At some future time.

We have gathered some important data that could be useful down the road.

Down the road, I know I'll feel sorry.

You never know - we might meet again down the road.

by Ighor Toth November 4, 2015

Road Scholar

Someone who is knowledgeable on a multitude of subjects based on extensive travel and experiences, versus academic studies.

The man is a road scholar despite never graduating from HS.

by Mother Svea March 13, 2010