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River Rat

Another reference to a USN SWCC (Special Warfare Combatant-Craft Crewman. SWCC are our nation’s premier force for operating and maintaining high-performance, state-of-the art craft on NSW combat missions in littoral (shallow-water) environments. These elite fast-boat operators are part of Naval Special Warfare Command, which is comprised of SEAL Teams, SEAL Delivery Vehicle (SDV) Teams and Special Boat Teams.

Highly-experienced “Brown Water” boat operators in support of SEAL missions.
The River Rats will be the support transporting the SEALS for the combat mission.
by snflwrtato October 21, 2011
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River Pheonix Foam Party

A death caused by drug overdose, or an extremely adverse effect to the consumption of narcotics, oftern resulting in seizure or involuntary convulsions.
"We thought he was just having a grimmer but it turns out he was heading for a River Pheonix Foam Party"
by ScottnAndy June 15, 2009
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river surfer

1. one who gives up california surfing for blue balls surfing rivers in Canada in the winter
2. one who would know about kayaking girls with herpes
"Calgary Blue" AKA "blue balls" is a river surfer extraordinaire, because he surfs river waves in the Canadian Rockies all winter.
by Paul Calgary Blue December 8, 2006
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River Battle Scars

After a weekend at the river you return home with, cuts, bumps, bruises, and bite marks that you can't explain how the heck they got there.
OMG! More "River Battle Scars" are appearing on my body What the hell did we do this weekend.

Looks like you went sailing with the Captain this weekend, did he Ravage your body and Plunder your Booty??
by Lucky Lackey September 8, 2010
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River Recatto

Smartest Nigga in the world, but ugly asf and sucks at basketball, and gets no bitches. But roast on Versace for getting all the murrieta bitches.
I wish I can get with that girl but I'm a River Recatto.

Ex.2
Person 1: Why am I last to get picked on the basketball team?
Person 2: Because your River Recatto, just GO HOME !
by riverrecatto October 13, 2014
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river is a star

by TherealSouthParkCreatorFR February 25, 2022
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River Rat

The go to move of bad poker players. A river rat is a player who, despite holding bad cards and hitting nothing on the flop, continues to bet right up until the fifth and final community card, the river card. More often than not noobs such as this usually get lucky on the river and insist on bragging about it despite the fact that their success was down do dumb luck and not skill. A river rat doesn't know when to fold and due to their ignorance pridefully consider themselves aggressive players rather than crap players, which is what they are. The most agonizingly annoying thing about river rats is that they have a tendency to be arrogant when they suck out, completely oblivious to the fact that they wouldn't last 2 seconds in a real tournament.
Guy 1 - Man check out that douche, he went right to the river with a stinking deuce seven off suit and sucked out running sevens.

Guy 2 - I know aye, and look at that smug smile on his face, acting like he's an expert poker player when really he's just a noob river rat tosser.
by stgi_dragons March 16, 2009
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