relief

One of the best feelings in the world, second only to an orgasm. The moment when you realize you aren't in shit after all.

"Thank fuck she's not pregnant! What a relief!"

by SumAznGuy November 3, 2008

Relaxtion

After curling one out, relaxtion is the state the body enters in the few moments it takes for the bum hole to close. A calm time after what can sometimes be a painful and stressful experience.

After dropping the biggest turd of his life, Jonathan entered a state of relaxtion so intense that he almost fell off the bog.

by dAVEY Boy and The Screet November 21, 2014

Religiholic

A person who believes that they have the right to behave in a hateful manner toward others who don't share in their delusional beliefs.

If all of the religiholics could have it their way, every atheist on the planet would be murdered in a torturous, painful, horrific manner.

by Godless1 September 24, 2014

Relevophobia

Relevophobia is a phobia which means a fear of relevancy.

Man 1:I heard that George has Relevophobia

Man 2:Dang...I didn’t know that.

by ihatenikolas November 1, 2019

Release the Genie

The act of rubbing your ass to release gas.

Was going to a party and my gf warned in the car ride - “DO NOT release the genie tonight”.

by dipdipper12345 November 16, 2021

probationary relationship

a relationship in which one of the people is just trying the relationship out because of uncertainty if he/she loves his/her partner

she said yes when i asked her out...but its a probationary relationship cause she wants to see if i'm right for her

by JSHIZZLE February 17, 2008

The Relation Ship

Punny way to talk about getting with someone. The relation ship sets sail when people become unsure about the shore and sea the tides and times changin'. To be forced aboard the relation ship is to be stolen by pirates and held against your will. Often people will try and force you on a speed boat, but be sure to take your life jacket. Ultimately this ends badly; see the tale of Titanic, the epitome of rough seas and one will be forced to walk the plank. Often relation ships head towards Love Island (see Paul Danan), but there can be complications en route, such as an interfering 3rd party, known as an iceberg.

See also friend ship and companion ship

Check Jack and Rose getting aboard the relation ship. This probably won't end in Titanic.

Does anyone else want to potentially try and force me on the relation ship? ALL ABOARD, settin sail, bon voyage

Oh my cod, you're so shellfish, you will never get on the relation ship.

by Schmitstahhh February 18, 2011