razor rubies

yes.

thank me later razor rubies said Sugar Daddy

by []'.• Sugar Daddy •.'[] September 17, 2018

Razor Throat

A sickness of a very painful sore throat

“ Dude i feel like i have f****** razor throat rn”

by Backpackkis September 8, 2025

Razor Cruncher

An East Coast Term referring to a particularly harsh hit of marijuana when smoking out of a bong or similar apparatus, usually the 2nd or 3rd hit from the bowl. This is the hit that has all the kief on it, and the recipient usually ends up coughing a lot.

Haha oh damn...Kevin got the razor cruncher

by blizzyasfck January 19, 2011

Sean’s Razor

The opposite of Occam’s Razor - the most complicated, delusional and convuluted approach to solving any problem or understanding anything at all

That dude is so crazy. He only knows how to use Sean’s Razor to understand the world

by Beanol April 28, 2025

Wilford's Razor

Commonly worded as:

"The plausibility of any conspiracy theory is inversely proportional to the level of government hyper‑competence needed to maintain it"

Other wording:
"The plausibility of any conspiracy theory decreases as the level of government hyper-competence required to sustain it increases."

"The plausibility of any conspiracy theory is inversely proportional to the level of government hyper‑competence required to maintain it."

"The plausibility of any conspiracy theory is inversely proportional to the amount of government hyper‑competence it would require to plan, execute, and keep it secret."

In other words:
If a plot needs dozens of agencies to be flawless, leak‑proof, and perfectly coordinated for years… it probably didn’t happen.

Neighbor: “The mayor unleashed a raccoon crisis to distract from the budget meeting.”
You: “I'm invoking Wilford's Razor: City Hall can’t herd three councilmembers—let alone a raccoon militia.”

by Koffea August 12, 2025

Hollaway's Razor

The harder the media pushes a story, the more you should look away for what they aren't telling you.

A: Do you think JFK was assassinated by a lone gunman?

B: nah, Hollaway's razor

by maxxmane March 31, 2023

Khanlonovich’s Razor

The sociological phenomenon of attempting to mask actions of group discontent through blaming an entity or organization with incompetence.

The CEO said that sales are low because the marketing department can’t target the right demographic. However, based on Khanlonovich’s Razor, it’s probably because customers hate the product.

by Timzoota August 10, 2023