Kitten Punch

noun.
A painless punch to the face by someone with soft hands; to punch a female in the vagina; to jab a kitten while it's sleeping; to get punched in the face by your girlfriend for bruising her vagina after missionary.

kit-n, puhnch

"Damn! That stripper kitten punched the other stripper for spilling her drink!"

"I got into a fight at the club. This dude kitten punched me, Yo that shit felt like a bag filled with baby hair."

kitten punched

by PeriwinklePowerRanger March 16, 2015

jerk punch

signature move of naweed. punching som1 in a downward jerking motion making sure the knuckles hit first causing extreme pain and usually a dead arm, called the jerk punch because of the jerking off motion of the downward punch

OMFG naweed jerk punched me and i cant fucking feel my arm omg wtf

by weedsterandzach November 12, 2010

Rug Punch

When you punch a female in her furry vagina; To attempt to fist a girl with no warning and no lube

That bitch queefed so i rug punched her; i got that bitch naked, but she wasn't DTF so i rug punched her

by Jobin2121 September 16, 2010

rolling with the punches

adjusting to difficult events as they happen.

"she never used to be like that." said Martha
"am I the only one 'rolling with the punches', I like her." replied lilly

by hermione53 May 25, 2018

center punch

Insert thumb in the butthole with slight clockwise rotation while penis is inserted in vagina during doggy. Very fun!!!

Kyle was center punched on the farm

by Rat pack ch123 July 22, 2017

punch the skunk

to furiously masturbate

Joe: hey Adam, I'm gonna go punch the skunk
Adam: aye my man can i come?

by Thailand22321 May 20, 2019

Punch the munchkin

A euphemism to describe masturbation; knuckle shuffle on the piss pump; pounding the purple headed yogurt slinger; working the wand etc.

In anticipation of his first date with the hot chick in his class, Joe decided to punch the munchkin before heading out.

by Señor Plata September 6, 2011