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Stink Punch

The moment a bad smell suddenly and violently enters your nose
Someone in this supermarket must have farted because i just copped a stink punch in aisle 3
by Justo2010 July 8, 2022
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punch-elbowed

A punch that is quickly follwed by an elbow (from the same arm)to the same area of the target in quick succesion. As the fist connects snap the elbow round and cath him/her when they least expect it.
dude! he just punch-elbowed that guy in the face!
by JimmyScreecgandJames July 30, 2008
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Kitten Punch

noun.
A painless punch to the face by someone with soft hands; to punch a female in the vagina; to jab a kitten while it's sleeping; to get punched in the face by your girlfriend for bruising her vagina after missionary.

kit-n, puhnch

"Damn! That stripper kitten punched the other stripper for spilling her drink!"

"I got into a fight at the club. This dude kitten punched me, Yo that shit felt like a bag filled with baby hair."
by PeriwinklePowerRanger March 16, 2015
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Punch the munchkin

A euphemism to describe masturbation; knuckle shuffle on the piss pump; pounding the purple headed yogurt slinger; working the wand etc.
In anticipation of his first date with the hot chick in his class, Joe decided to punch the munchkin before heading out.
by Señor Plata September 6, 2011
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rolling with the punches

adjusting to difficult events as they happen.
"she never used to be like that." said Martha
"am I the only one 'rolling with the punches', I like her." replied lilly
by hermione53 May 25, 2018
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Punch the Grunt

The act of aggressively masterbating ones penis with the same determination & vigor as meleeing a grunt in Halo.
Person 1: Hey man how did you date go?
Person 2: She never showed... so I decided go home and punch the grunt!!
by Zio-110 November 21, 2018
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jug punch

The act of getting violently hit by large boobs.
"Where'd you get those bruises? Oh, my girlfriend jug punched me last night."
by blackout123 October 8, 2011
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