When you pay $5 for a homeless man or woman (your choice) to tongue punch your fart box in an alleyway while you are on lunch break.
Boss: You are five minutes late getting back to work. This is a pattern and cannot continue.
Employee: I’m sorry. I got this guy down by the park that does the best lunch punches so it’s hard to get away.
Boss: Oh that’s ok then. I’ll go with you tomorrow. Maybe we can get a 2 for 1.
Employee: I’m sorry. I got this guy down by the park that does the best lunch punches so it’s hard to get away.
Boss: Oh that’s ok then. I’ll go with you tomorrow. Maybe we can get a 2 for 1.
by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2019
Get the Lunch Punchmug. a beverage of two or more fruit juices, sugar and water, often carbonated, which contains NO ALCOHOL
by Uncle Genghis October 22, 2012
Get the invalid punchmug. That bitch queefed so i rug punched her; i got that bitch naked, but she wasn't DTF so i rug punched her
by Jobin2121 September 16, 2010
Get the Rug Punchmug. signature move of naweed. punching som1 in a downward jerking motion making sure the knuckles hit first causing extreme pain and usually a dead arm, called the jerk punch because of the jerking off motion of the downward punch
by weedsterandzach November 12, 2010
Get the jerk punchmug. "she never used to be like that." said Martha
"am I the only one 'rolling with the punches', I like her." replied lilly
"am I the only one 'rolling with the punches', I like her." replied lilly
by hermione53 May 25, 2018
Get the rolling with the punchesmug. When a gay male or straight female is giving deep throat oral sex and the tip of the penis is hitting the uvula aka the punching bag in the back throat.
Karen was giving head to Senor Morales when she started to gag when his cock started punching the chandelier.
Peter was drunk one night and got horny to suck Steve's cock, so he went over to his house and began deep throating his cock when he started gaging due to Steve punching the chandelier.
Peter was drunk one night and got horny to suck Steve's cock, so he went over to his house and began deep throating his cock when he started gaging due to Steve punching the chandelier.
by Jean Pierre Le Douche March 17, 2009
Get the Punching the chandeliermug. Insert thumb in the butthole with slight clockwise rotation while penis is inserted in vagina during doggy. Very fun!!!
by Rat pack ch123 July 22, 2017
Get the center punchmug.