pubes don't shed

When someone thinks too highly of themselves. Similar to "shit don't stink".

Fuck you Mark what do you think your pubes don't shed?

by vjvraider November 3, 2008

Pubertis

Puberty is really a giant monster that puts pubes on you while you are asleep.

Kid 1: Dude, I finally hit puberty!
Kid 2: Naw dude, pubertis touched your balls and possibly your inner asshole while you were sleeping
Kid 1: No!!!! I wanted to lose my virginity to a cheerleader!

by jdupon21 January 3, 2010

Weed Pubes

When one is packing a bowl in the car, and the excessive bumps and bad driving skills of the driver cause one to spill the bowl into his lap.

Scott: DUDE! i finally hit 100 miles an hour.

Tommy: thats cool and all but i got weed pubes thanks to your dumbass

by blazemasterC December 12, 2009

puberty

A disease that most teenagers go through.

Begins with deepening of the voice, then slowly progresses as the teenager's body deforms and their mind becomes dangerously volatile.

There is no cure. The only known way to survive this disease is to drink loads of alcohol and have sex with a new guy/chick every other night.

Puberty is why most teenagers in the 1800's died.

by Cortana Dragoon July 31, 2005

pubeless

1) to be lacking masculinity and the pubic hair associated with it

2) an attitude of intense annoyance due to the inability to attain pubic hair (along with all that is encompassed with the essence of possessing pubic hair) by the proper age

The symptoms of shrill voice, false toughness, overly cocky attitude are usually present

"Pubelessness" is oftened associated with the phenomenen of "needs to be"; where the publess kids "need to be" molested and harassed in the overly optimistic hope that this molestation might quicken their journey into manhood.

It's so funny how those pubeless skater kids think they are tough, even though a anyone could kick all 5 of their asses at the same time.

by BassDrumMan April 24, 2005

pube face

the scraggly half-ass beard of a man with curly wiry hair

dude she really likes you... but you've gotta lose the pube face you got goin there

by Allah Ragbar March 2, 2008

Super Puberty

The process of undergoing puberty, but the genetic structure is tampered with to produce a voice so low that a female won't find you attractive at all. This also follows with other simptoms, such as excessive pubic hair growth, increased penis size, and even the growth of a mangina.

Guy 1: "Hey man, did you hear what happened to George?"
Guy 2: "What happened?"
Guy 1: "He went to the doctor, and he told him he had super puberty."

by Lawlzorz0987654321 December 18, 2010