Protesting Hillary

Male Masterbation

"Hey bro, can i get in the bathroom? I need to get to class"

"Can it wait 5 minutes? I'm protesting Hillary"

by Honeybadger1975 April 19, 2017

protest dump

Relieving oneself in front of a locked bathroom. Don't lock our turds out!

After a lovely hike, was chagrined to find the park bathroom locked up tight. So I dropped trou and lodged a protest dump to remind city workers who they work for.

by MohFoh December 11, 2017

protest pro

One who arbitrarily and quite nomadically travels to areas outside their region of dwelling to "protest", or really, moreover to incite riots and violence. These people are typically paid minions of terrorist organizations like BLM and ANTIFA who don't actually have a vested interest in the cause of other peaceful demonstrators- they are simply there to do harm by any means available.

"Anything good on TV?"
"Nope- just rerun sitcoms and protest pros on the news."

by This is the girl June 1, 2020

protestilence

The overemotional,yet conscious agreement to risk your life,your family's life and spread incurable disease at a mass mob of like minded rodents who appear to share the same gross lack of any intelligence.

Dude1:Well, the OK MAGA was a bust, after the COVID19 Speak-easy let's head to the Seattle FreakShow for free soy hotdogs and hope to achieve our Protestilence goals there.

Dude2: Yo, I heard you get FREE toilet paper in Seattle for Protestilence!
Dude1: Yo, when your done with your soy-dog, you can help fertilize the community garden, it's awesome.

by FlyGirl1 June 21, 2020

Protester Class

The Protester Class is a class of people above the middle class but below the upper class. While most middle and lower class people need to hold down a steady job to pay their bills, the Protester Class doesn't have that burden and are therefore free to spend their days protesting and evenings rioting and/or looting. Though being an elite class of people, the Protester Class is much more diverse than other top classes. It is not uncommon to observe rich college students "protesting" arm in arm with hardened felons and psychopathic anarchists.

Ronnie: "Hey Kent, after today's protest you wanna go break into Nike and steal some Jordans, then go and burn down that restaurant your moms works at?"
Kent: "Man I wish.. I gotta be at work tomorrow morning, though."
Ronnie: "Work? Didn't anyone tell you that "Uncle George" is taking care of us? I haven't had to work in months. Welcome to the Protester Class, my friend."

by Powr Botm 217 September 13, 2020

protestor killer truck

A huge jacked-up domestic pickup truck used to illustrate someone's allegiance to Donald J Trump. Typically driven by incel men ("Kyles") who spray mace in large crowds, claim that they "fiGhT aNtiFa," and who slap Punisher stickers or Blue Lives Matter flags on the back. Typically found in trashy conservative suburbs or towns where the men have never given their wives an orgasm.

Hey does Kyle's dad really drive that Silverado with the lift kit and the license plate "BAWLZZZ?" Yeah, it's a real protestor killer truck.

Brandon is on the run from the cops because he killed another protestor in his dad's protestor killer truck last night.

by BigKyleTrukz September 20, 2020

Protest

You got governors that march protest with protestors as long as they're not protesting something the governor is doing.

The governor doesnt really care about the protestors he's marching with, he cares about getting reelected, which is why you dont see him marching or protesting when people are protesting his agenda and policies. Expecting a business to survive after not being open for over 6 months, or expecting everyone to help support the business during a time where the economy isnt stable and unemployment is high are not realistic expectations.

by Solid Mantis September 29, 2020