Pontiac

Poor Old Nukka Thinks Its A Cadillac

He be driving a pontiac , but that PONTIAC.

by Vecc October 26, 2005

pontotoc

the town in mississippi where everybody hates david ethan gann and thinks he is a kinda cute creepy guy but he still prolly has a fairly large penis and he smells really good and has awesome hair but they still hate him bc he is bi

girl 1: hey did that david gann dude friend you on facebook?
girl 2: yeah hes kinda cute but we shuld move to pontotoc to hate him

by davidthegannman January 19, 2012

pontiown

the act of destroying the weak tuner cars in your sweet ass pontiac usually by a good distance. (sorry wiggers)

dude you totally pontiowned savvchuck's piece of shit honda!

by flaminmane1620 November 1, 2010

Pontiac Parade

When you see 3 or more Pontiacs in a row on the road

While traveling on I75 North, I noticed the fast lane was reserved for the Pontiac Parade.

by WHITEKAT May 18, 2005

Ponti

Clueless monomaniacal buffoon.

That guy is such a ponti. He'll spend half an hour in the bathroom, in front of a mirror, combing his hair 'just so'; and then he'll walk out with toilet paper hanging from his open fly. (He thinks people are smiling because they're happy to see him)

by Ponti's Mother January 12, 2009

Pont

1) An Eastern-European stallion, trimmed with an ellegant mane, and gold-plated hooves.
2) An eloquent pontoon boat with matching side panels, used only as a novelty.

1) An old pont, Otis, won the beauty pageant today.
2) The man found that his pont did not work well on the open water.

by Unknown June 21, 2004

Pontiac

adjective: tacky in a New Jersey-eque, guido kind of way. Can refer to any manner of people, places, things.

The town of Secaucus, NJ is completely Pontiac, with it's lack of culture, lack of class, and tendancy toward all things guido

by dizzzzzzzzzz October 28, 2005