that's not my problem

to be used when something just is not your problem.

"Dude, John found out I slept with Sean and now he thinks I'm a slut!"

"that's not my problem."

that's not my problem by OMonty May 12, 2008

problematic

used mainly by the woke group of people. 99% of the time it is used to call out a non-existent problem in society, or by antis to complain about fiction they don't like.

Bob: hey dude I just saw the dumbest vice article. they are claiming losing weight is "problematic" and "fatphobic"
Steve: I fucking hate vice, it's like they are entirely staffed by a bunch of 14 year old white girls that get offended by everything

problematic by p.p. erect January 22, 2022

is there an officer problem? 

to be so shwayested when pulled over by the po po and mistakenly jumble up your words

excuse me, is there an officer problem?

is there an officer problem? by Double AYE July 16, 2010

Luxury Problem 

When some spoiled, self absorbed, rich douche is complaining about his or her trivial annoyances when they should have better things to worry about like the rest of us poor chumps... paying bills, buying food, etc.

Extends to rich business owners and corporations when any kind of rule or regulation is imposed on them.

Rich guy: "My new Italian Marble floor in my fifth bathroom has a crack in it."

You: "Sounds like a Luxury Problem."

The new regulations say I have to pay to clean up the toxic chemicals I dumped in the river! Now I might not be able to buy another vacation home!

Yup, Luxury Problem for sure.

Luxury Problem by Dickie Bundle June 13, 2010

problem solver

Used in rap, means a gun.

Ill bring my problem solver, never know when shit might get live.

problem solver by tom October 30, 2004

Problem Solver

A gun, usually a revolver. Used by rappers.

"I got a problem solver, and it's name is revolver" - Dr. Dre

Problem Solver by Incognito Dude October 11, 2012

Universal Problem Solver 

A slap on the ass.

Josh: She looked sad, so I caught up with her and gave her a universal problem solver.

Universal Problem Solver by Entr' Acte December 18, 2009