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poser

the word used to describe any boy/girl who looks punk/emo. usually wearing studded belt, converse, jeans, band t shirt, and dyed black hair. this word is mostly used BY the true punks and emos. the REAL ones wear studded belts, coverse, jeans, band t-shirts, and dyed black hair.
true punk #1: ohh look, here comes lulu, what a poser with her wannabe punk colored hair and written on converse! ( strokes his own mohawk)

true emo #1: yea, and her billy talent band shirt..shes probably never heard more than one of there songs! (looks down at his alexisonfire hoody)
by brandnew April 16, 2006
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poser

1. a hard question
2. the way idiots spell poseur
man, number 47 is a poser *rubs chin*

you: the slut is such an emo goth punk poser
me: it's spelled 'poseur', you poseur
you: wateva
by pedro''s vagina November 8, 2007
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poser

A poser is someone who calls them self a punk and say just because they listen to the music tattoes and earings etc. they are punk but the real punk is on the inside....or it could be ghetto,wigger,prepp( a lot of those abercrombie biotches) most of these defintions people r writing well they are poser who suck there mom's dick!
instant messanger this guy who is worse than a prepp and acts like he is ghetto and watches and gets music info from trl(mtv) im him @ VOLDUDESTU
by stuart d. May 8, 2003
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Poser

a poser is a person who likes to poser as a penis fucker with no momma and a small asian like dick with no friends even though he thinks he's black and his name is Ami wolf
1. Hey my name's Ami niggaz I'm ghetto ya'll lets go get hyphy and stupid G Dizzle Gangsta Homie Dawg Nig.
2. i is pimped out like you neva be
3. i WAnt to be like jesse,
4. i want to use all my money so i can COLOR MY SKIN BLACK and then get some coke and smoke it
5. "My penis is the size of an asian's" -Ami Wolf
POSER is ugly
by kidraty October 6, 2006
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Poser

A person who tries to imitate someone else but does a really bad job and people start to disown him.

Sk8ters usally hate posers.
Poser: Hey whts up

Group of sk8ters: oh shit its that fucking poser lets go.

Poser: Why did they leave?
by nicholas v February 4, 2008
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poser

Someone who is fronting or perpetrating on a scene they are not apart of.
You're such a poser because you don't actually skate yet you carry a skateboard.
by Cameron L. November 26, 2007
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Poser

Wannabe; Loser; Fagtard; Faggott; ass holio; really big gay popular wanna be
That girl over theree is such a poser... pfft
by Niki T. April 15, 2006
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