Ben Porter

A person who loves food...almost to the point where people all over the world are affected from starvation.
Someone come arrest this man and confiscate his ice cream

Claims to be 90 kg when irl he is unscalable

"he reminds me of a Ben Porter, simply unfathomable!"

by John Gibbles March 1, 2024

getting porter morris’d

the phrase “getting porter morris’d” refers to the act of getting raped by your cousin.

*ring ring* call from porter morris
*answers*
“whats up man?”
“your sister is getting porter morris’d”
“WTF SHES YOUR COUSIN”

by anonymous December 1, 2023

Bette Porter

Played by a straight woman, Bette Porter is the ultimate fem daddy power dyke, part of the iconic tibette pairing.

Seeing Bette Porter in a pantsuit makes me cream.

by Justacluelesslesbian June 10, 2024

Anna Porter

A creature of exquisite power. She is always kind, always there, and she's always down to fight your 9th grade boyfriend. Her favorite past times are kissing dead baby birds and eating hamburgers. She is brilliant.

Man: Who is that?
Woman: That radiant beast? That's an Anna Porter.

by night---light January 23, 2025

The Porter

When you jizz all over a girls face and extract her period blood and pour it all over her, before you release your steaming diarrhoea all over her. Then you get your dad to lick it off naked.

Oh man I gave my girl the porter last night, it was rad.

by youreds February 10, 2025

Pulled a Katie Porter

When you ask simple questions to someone who should be educated, but they can't answer them. Usually with a whiteboard.

I pulled a Katie Porter on my husband last night, got out a notepad and asked him what all of our bills our. He didn't know any of them.

by kt_lol September 13, 2020