Swedish Poptart 

A masseur that sticks a finger in your badonkadonk and breaks 2 of your scrotums.

Dear Hotel Staff/ Manager,

Your so-called expert masseur not only stuck a finger in my badonkadonk, but he also broke two of my scrotums while giving me a Swedish Poptart.

Swedish Poptart by Folfsky October 22, 2011

evil poptart 

a person who is extremly wicked or has done something bad

the evil poptart molested the toster.

evil poptart by drey&rin December 28, 2002

poptart

a stupid girl. usually a big druggie who cannot make good choices.
(note: my nick name has been poptart for years.)

in the song "try try try" by smashing pumpkins, he calls the homeless druggie-whore a poptart

"poptart..whats our mission.."

poptart by charrlotte May 15, 2003

Poptart

sugary cracker thing

mmmm, I sure do love me some toasted poptarts in the morning, the key to a perfect breakfast

Poptart by TheMoistPopTart April 24, 2021

Indian poptart 

When you put your dick between two phones and sit on a traffic cone then pick up the phones and say " Hello my name is Rakesh how may i help you?"

"My brother pulled an Indian Poptart last night, he's in the hospital."

Indian poptart by Seth Henderson November 29, 2016

Dirty poptart

Inserting a poptart between ones buttcheeks to warm up the poptart

I lent my toaster to Steve's dad, so its looks like im having a dirty poptart for breakfast

Dirty poptart by godsWork July 15, 2021

poptart

A flamer AKA GAY

ryan is such a poptart

poptart by superstudely90 February 5, 2010