Pond Hockey

Pond Hockey is a cocktail that is Pink Whitney Vodka and Club Soda with a lime.

You have Pink Whitney, can you make me a pond hockey?

by Adumbkid December 8, 2024

Hog ponding

Similar to diarrhea where the first poop being held back is a little turd followed by a massive dam of liquid sludge that bust loose after the initial hog has escaped. Normally there are corn fragments intermingled with said liquid. This mainly happens when person is sick.

Hey Will, are you feeling sick? Yeah I'm hog ponding at the moment.

Look at that guy... he looks like he's hog ponding.

by Will99912 January 2, 2025

Pond skimmer

A pond skimmer is when you let your pool go to long but it still looks good and you let your friends swim in it knowing the chemicals could possibly hurt them.

I told my friend yesterday when they wanted to swim in the pool, I said be careful you could a pond skimmer.

by SparkleKat November 30, 2025

Dusty Pond

Little dick bitch who bailed on poker on December 20th, 2025

Hey man, wanna come play cards with the boys?
No, I think I'm gonna Dusty Pond it tonight.

by Meow999 December 12, 2025

Indian Koi Pond

When your septic/sewer backs up into your tub and there’s little turds floating around in it

The ‘ol lady keeps flushing her rags, it seems like quarterly we have an Indian Koi Pond installed in the house.

by Placenta_effect December 28, 2025

pond princess

One who thinks they are ready for big water, (specifically kayaking) but complains the whole time about paddling/peddling when on big water.

She is such a pond princess, can’t even paddle a mile.

by Nothinspecial June 10, 2023

Bedford Park Pond

Fishing. Legal.

Bedford Park Pond is defined by legal fishing, for example, "My son harpooned a tuna fish at Bedford Park Pond' and it was totally legal

by Yanfl June 17, 2023