go to the pond

An equivalent to going to touch grass but for the silliest of Billy’s or gooses

THAT’S IT, go to the pond, you silly goose.

by The Goobest Goobeller September 8, 2023

Caramel Pond

A state of mind where you are overcome with a feeling of numbness and every movement feels slow, like it would if you were to be stuck in a pond of caramel. It has no feeling of euphoria as a drug might and is closer to a sweet sadness.

Carol tried to run out the door, but couldn't get the energy she needed and like she was stuck in a caramel pond.

by lnclndglsdb8 October 30, 2017

Mossy Pond

While f**king a girl, while you are about to blow your man juices, you pull out and cum on her pubes and matte them down, creating a pond like effect

I totally mossy pond your mother last night.

by mossypondtaper November 5, 2012

bee pond

The act of pleasuring yourself by placing several small stones and marbles up your rectum for pleasure. Traditional bee ponding involves using different coloured marbles to attract bees.

Friend ('You have a lot of marbles Tom' Tom ('Yea they are my Bee Pond marbles')

Friend ('Where are the stones?')

by bee ponder October 31, 2019

poked the pond

Fingering. The vagina is so wet that it’s like a pond.

I was making out with this girl and then I poked the pond.

by Bitcchhhhh February 15, 2019

pond princess

One who thinks they are ready for big water, (specifically kayaking) but complains the whole time about paddling/peddling when on big water.

She is such a pond princess, can’t even paddle a mile.

by Nothinspecial June 10, 2023

Murky Pond

A lighthearted nickname for a friend that turned into the suggestion of an STD in the female genital.

"I would've done her Matt, but Emma had a really murky pond."

by WeirdAssNicknameShit August 17, 2017