by Mark January 18, 2004

Person:'' Yo, Post Malone's new album is dummy lit.''
Other person: '' Wtf you listen to post Malone, he is shit, nowadays hipster liberals always listen to crap music''
Person: ''Oh yeah, I forgot that the Oldschool police was patrolling today'.'
Other person: '' Wtf you listen to post Malone, he is shit, nowadays hipster liberals always listen to crap music''
Person: ''Oh yeah, I forgot that the Oldschool police was patrolling today'.'
by poopybuttholepotassium June 5, 2018

Speech Police are do-gooder individuals or government officials who correct or silence others when they speak their minds when using banned or disparaging words.
by 2B+ March 21, 2020

Similar to terms like Mr Tickle fingers or the Knee-grab Crab, being "the butt police" involves running after other people making a 'whoo-whoo' siren-like noise and holding grabbing hands out in front of you giving the impression you are going to grab a person by the rear end.
The term was coined by Detective Butt Sergeant Paul MacMillan of Preston, England who regularly makes attempts to arrest his small children resulting in screams, giggles and avoiding capture.
The term was coined by Detective Butt Sergeant Paul MacMillan of Preston, England who regularly makes attempts to arrest his small children resulting in screams, giggles and avoiding capture.
by GoggleboxUK November 28, 2018

When you have too much or too little swiggity swag so the special SSTT super swag tactical team will help you
by Itsfreakydiecky July 29, 2014

by Bonk police March 4, 2021

by PoliceBus June 11, 2015
