Portsmouth Plumber

A guy that gives BJ's to random strangers in public parks. Considered derogatory.

"hey man I heard you went to The Fens last night after the bars closed looking for a Portsmouth Plumber. lololololollolololololool"

"Wut? Fuck you. That ain't cool. I was at my grandma's house last night."

Portsmouth Plumber by affluent geoffrey October 6, 2019

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Plum Smuggler

1. A vain man wearing incredibly tight lower wear (speedo, bike shorts, unitard), who appears to be hiding plums right around the crotch.
2. A pimp trying to keep his gigolo(s) from being arrested.

1. Oh my GOD! Look at that plum smuggler in the water. I hope he doesn't scare any young children...
2. Damn man... I feel like such a plum smuggler. I can't send the boys out til the popo stop patrolling so often.

Plum Smuggler by TadBitBored May 13, 2008

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Joe The Plumber

The final desperate ploy in a long string of desperate ploys. An ineffectual effort preceding a colossal, epic fail.

Napoleon's Joe The Plumber could not surmount the rising tide of social and political forces that laid the groundwork for his exodus from power.

Joe The Plumber by heydemo February 21, 2009

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plum tucket

1) to be full and to not want anymore when asked.

2) When talking to the alpha n00b and you get incredibly pissed off and you say that this conversation has gone plum tucket.

1) Want more corn?
no im plum tucket at the moment.

2) alpha n00b: exura sio para "leader of skeles
not so n00b: lol, your such a noob
not so n00b: you don't put para
alpha n00b: i not that!

plum tucket by Many Mexicans November 19, 2005

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plumb wafters

A wafter of plums, someone who likes air to waft around his sack. 2 men going fishing for a weekend together could be referred to as plum wafters. homosexual's

Mr Gordon and his friend went to a lake where several pairs of men in short sleeve tshirts and moustaches were seen fishing together. They were referred to as plumb wafters .

plumb wafters by TM_SG June 28, 2010

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Plumbers Tan

Getting a tan on your ass crack.

Because he was working outside all day and bending over he had a plumbers tan.

Plumbers Tan by 9888 August 22, 2010

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Plumbing

Generic term for the bars of a jail cell

The plumbing in this joint consists of at least 1" hardened steel.

Plumbing by GGJoe April 14, 2015

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