A skutrag Ingloid, born and raised, a brainless, uneducated, original sandnaght who will never amount to anything. She will always couch bounce from trap house to trap house. A little hoe that resembles the worms in Men in Black because she pokes her ass outward to make it appear larger than non existing and in result her abdomen appears to be bloated like two week old dead animal carcus waiting to explode at the first poke. Sleeps around with whoever, whenever, wherever, because shes easy and poses no challenge for any man to get it in. She is so revolutingly nasty that she has knowingly had the clap for 10 months, maybe longer, spreading it to every man she sleeps with without disclosing the fact that she is infected with full blown chlamydia.
That Tana Taffy Plank Puddin is such a dumb nasty hoe! Can you believe that she drove by the local health department and didn't stop to have her STD treated.
by Fefe and shardin July 6, 2022

the definition in which the one being called a wood plank wench represents all that is good holy and incredibly sexy. The epitome of a wood plank wench in its finest (and hottest form) would be a girl named Emily. One look in her eyes and one glance at her amazing posterior will reduce even the most prude men into nothing more than steaming puddles of pure hornyness.
Josh: Kevin, man that girl Emily is such a wood plank wench.
Kevin: True that. Too bad im bald and ugly and fat and all i want is pussy and can never even dream of having a chance with her.
Josh: Don't feel bad. You have Rhonda!
Kevin: That fat bitch?
Josh: Yeah. She is gimpalicious
Kevin: True that. Too bad im bald and ugly and fat and all i want is pussy and can never even dream of having a chance with her.
Josh: Don't feel bad. You have Rhonda!
Kevin: That fat bitch?
Josh: Yeah. She is gimpalicious
by Josh Robalin November 27, 2007

by Mysterryder March 7, 2022

The act of lying down with arms flat against the side of the body. Better plankers plank in positions out of the normal i.e chimneys. Also know as extreme lying down.
by plankingbouss September 25, 2011

When you hear a car or motorcycle rev their engine, you know they must be compensating for something.
by ChristianinCalifornia April 27, 2025

I've just eaten too much man, went to the gym and did a creamy plank; shit was messy.
You shouldn't exercise after an Italian wedding ceremony; you risk creaming your planks!
You shouldn't exercise after an Italian wedding ceremony; you risk creaming your planks!
by Zz Daddy o December 25, 2021

Sticking a rigid item into the ass and then balancing ones entire weight on said item Ones body lays in a traditional horizontal planking stance perpendicular to the anally inserted item to be considered anal planking
"Damn Jimmy! Have you been working out? Your ass looks amazing!"
"Actually I take 15 minutes everyday for anal planking. Clenching the cheeks to keep from being impailed through your rectum is the most effective workout!"
"Actually I take 15 minutes everyday for anal planking. Clenching the cheeks to keep from being impailed through your rectum is the most effective workout!"
by moosedjelly February 6, 2025
