Davo: Do you think you can finish those six beers before they close the pub?
Johnno: A piece of piss, mate. No worries.
Johnno: A piece of piss, mate. No worries.
by Geoffrey Menage June 05, 2007
An argument or contest of wills, often mean-spirited and over trivial or insignificant matters. From the alcohol-induced sport of urinating for distance.
A: "What's with the boss?"
B: "Oh, he got into a pissing match with the head of accounting over last month's travel budget."
A: "So why is he still irritated?"
B: "He lost."
B: "Oh, he got into a pissing match with the head of accounting over last month's travel budget."
A: "So why is he still irritated?"
B: "He lost."
by Ensign Pulver June 24, 2006
Someone: I have a piss kink!
Person: what’s that?
Someone: I enjoy holding in my piss!
Person: oh. I think I have piss kink too.
Someone: 😏😏
Person:😏😏😏
Person: what’s that?
Someone: I enjoy holding in my piss!
Person: oh. I think I have piss kink too.
Someone: 😏😏
Person:😏😏😏
by Pisskink#1 June 24, 2021
When you take water gun and fill it up with piss instead. Good for shattering the will and innocence of young children.
"Those little bastards across the street kept kicking their damn ball on to my lawn, so I got out the ol' Super Soaker piss gun and doused em'. Damn kids."
*actual story told to me by my Grandfather, God rest his gentle soul
*actual story told to me by my Grandfather, God rest his gentle soul
by ArmyDave October 24, 2006
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The lowest, dirtiest type of slut there is. A piss slut will take anyone's piss, any time, anywhere.
Essentially, a piss slut is a fuckable urinal.
Essentially, a piss slut is a fuckable urinal.
This piss slut just wants to be pissed on all the time. Give me all the piss you've got! I want everyone's piss all over me. I want to be covered in piss!
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