Pineapple spank

Lubed up hawaiin men beat your ass brutally with pineapples

Maui loves a good pineapple spank

by Totally not maui July 16, 2022

pedaphile pineapple

a beast ass drink that consists of oceanspray cran-grape juice and cruzan pineapple rum

yo that pedaphile pineapple is the shizzle!

by david and brian January 16, 2007

Pineapple

A white girl who exclusively dates black guys

A:You know that bitch Jane?
B:Yeah. You mean the girl who dates all the black guys?
A:Yeah. She's a total pineapple.

by xcdude February 28, 2011

Pineapples

Another name for a woman's vagina

"I ate her pineapples last night"

by Vaginapowers September 19, 2016

Pineapple Shnobler

When you and a friend are sitting on a bed and a naked 427 pound Korean woman walks into the room with pineapples taped to her thighs and commences a lap dance on both of you at the same time

Me and Nawty got a pineapple shnobler this weekend from Mrs. Lin next door.

by NawtyDeath August 10, 2012

pineapple overlord

The original founders of the world we live in, the creationists that bound the fibers of our universe, the origin of the universe was in fact explicity for us, but, Pineapple Overlord17 has recently blogged in the 7th demension about the truth behind their mission and retreat. Pineapple Overlord17 states that "the universe was created in a super ridiculous, puzzling, squ*red up mind game, purely for intertainment. Its really boring being a crazy @$$ pineapple in the middle of space and accomplishing nothing. People were funny as hell at first. Then they got a little crazy... overboard... questioning who made them and crap so we decided to intervein, we made jesus as a prank... and a whole new story with no serious answer they could actually find for sure. It grinded their geirs to a point they got llame as llamas so long story short, we didnt want to fail like that that guy who refused to sell myspace jesus said he would trade us pizza rolls if we got the fuck out of there and minded our own buisness. By now i think its obvious who really won"

The Pineapple Overlords HATE squ*res! Your mother would be disgusted!

by BObIthA17 June 3, 2016

pineapple hairs

the green leafy stuff on top of spongebob's house - word created by the one and only best youtuber ever Anix :o

"oh yeah what is that stuff on top of spongebob's house'
"they're pineapple hairs, how dareth you not know that"

by shreK o_o June 16, 2020