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Puddle person

A person who sucks the energy out of you. Who blames everyone but themselves for their feelings. A person who just cries and waddles in self pity. So sad my life cry cry tear tear.
Omg MIA she’s so annoying and always cries. Why don’t you like me… because you’re a puddle person.
by Sumaly October 13, 2023
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nub puddle

The opposite of leet sauce. Someone who has no skill and isnt awesome.
(Nub Puddle) - kills=0 - deaths=42
by American Hippie November 10, 2009
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elbow puddle

elbow puddles: n., sweat that runs down from the armpits and pools where elbows rest on a desk, table or any flat surface during a heat wave.

First appearance, Brooklyn, NY, Heat wave, Summer 2012
The number on the legal pad was under the elbow puddle on my desk
by knock on 83 July 19, 2012
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Palm Puddle

1.the puddle of sweat all over your hands that you get from a heated video game session

2.the aftermath of masterbation

3. a unit of measure
1. i played halo for 4 hours and got the worst palm puddle in my hands

2. before i go to bed i make palm puddles

3. "how much did you make?" "Dude i straight up made palm puddles!!!"
by Axel Jakobi November 13, 2011
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Hurry puddle

A hurry puddle is the result of a man not taking the time to shake, wipe or air dry his penis after urination, thereby causing a telltale moisture spot upon the front of his trousers. Usually aligned to the natural orientation of said penis, a hurry puddle is generally more visible on grey and khaki pants.
"Dude, wtf is on Brett's crotch?"
"The old geezer forgot to shake and got a hurry puddle. Go tell him to cover it with his iPad."
by TankTheFrank September 2, 2013
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Butt-puddle

The gathering area for male & female ejaculate on bed during/after sex.
Always do it on her side of the bed so she has to sleep in the butt-puddle
by Kalnadia August 11, 2015
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Heat puddle(s)

A "heat puddle" is a mirage that is seemingly a puddle, these mirages typically appear on:open roads, empty highways, or concrete surfaces. These "puddles" are created by heat reflecting off of the concrete which only happens when it is really hot.
I saw a "heat puddle(s)" today, it was a mirage of a puddle created by heat reflecting off the concrete
by Hannah Canadian April 18, 2018
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